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VIC DANA |
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says: "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here!!"
The astonished Chinese man replied: "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese……" "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says: "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship!!"
Shocked, Spielberg replies: "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me…..."
The Chinese replies: "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same!"
by: hrust |
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